Controlling developers is like herding cats.
Kevin Loney, Oracle DBA Handbook

Oh no, it's not. It's much harder than that!
Bruce Pihlamae, long-term Oracle DBA

Do not assume!
Unknown IT specialist

Backups ist was für Warmduscher!
(engl. Backup is for sissies!)
Unkown DBA

Yesterday (the DBA version)

Iostat is a very handy tool to help you investigating what kind of performance problems you have. Especially your databases can cause a lot of troubles to your I/O system and thus it would be very nice if every DBA has installed iostat on all of his MySQL database servers.